i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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