Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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