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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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