told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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