The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I intend to get homeless drunk
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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