oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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