one might say we're banned from that church
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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