Sponge bath it is.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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