Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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