i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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