is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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