is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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