Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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