i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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