i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I need water and some morals
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