Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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