I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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