The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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