Where did you get a picture of my penis
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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