I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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