I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
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Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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