Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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