it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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