if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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