I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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