We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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