Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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