I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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