we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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