i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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