I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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