Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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