a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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