Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
operation harelip BJ is a go
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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