So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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