Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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