somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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