I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Houston, we have a squirter
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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