I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
