even my farts smell like vagina
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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