dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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