You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.