this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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