Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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