If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
