quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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