They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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