All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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