Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you had me at cake vodka
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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