That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She told me I should be a condom model.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?