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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.

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• (530): View more from California

  We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit

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  no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it

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• (407): View more from Florida

  With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls

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