pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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