ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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