If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.