I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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