i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Do vagina's smell?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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