Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
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