Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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